flutterlings:

the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”

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tardis-mind-palace:

getting-fit-staying-fab:

I really hate it when people say
“Men shouldn’t call women fat”
“Men shouldn’t abuse women”
“Men shouldn’t rape women”
“Men shouldn’t be sexist”

When really it should be
“Nobody should call anybody fat”
“Nobody should abuse anybody”
“Nobody should rape anybody”
“Nobody should be sexist”

Stop blaming men for everything

THANK YOU

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• Me: Hello?
• Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
• Me: I have no mother.
• Her: Well can I speak to your father?
• Me: Yeah, which one?
• Her: Which one is home?
• Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
• Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
• Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
• Her: So who's Antonio?
• Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
• Her: So Carlos was cheating?
• Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
• Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
• Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
• Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
• Me: I never said that.
• Her: Yes, yes you did!
• Me: No I didn't.
• Her: Y-yes! You did!
• Me: Did what?
• Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.

pussy game too strong

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