I see you driving ‘round town with the girl I love and I’m like that’s cool, I guess she made her choice, and I gotta respect that. There’s probably a lot more going on in her life than I was aware of, which is actually a pretty good indication that our relationship was not in a healthy place to begin with. I wish you both the best of luck in making things work, and I hope we can all stay friends over this.
last night some kid spilled nachos all over himself and he was so sad and I leaned over and whispered into his ear “I guess it’s nacho day” and he’s probably plotting my death right now
if your best friend is a cutie clap your hands
*HANDS CATCH ON FIRE*
Back in prehistoric times it was just a free for all. God was putting antlers on everything and made 7 foot tall gophers with wings, it was a mess.
Look at this poor, impractical bastard.
The prehistoric era was God’s Deviantart stage.
Now he just hides all of his stupid-looking OCs in the ocean where no one can find them.
I can’t not reblog this
if sex without love exists then love without sex exists its literally that easy