wavesinjuly:

suckmyphallus:

getterbeam:

imagine if you named your kid dad. just dad.

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Actually that’s just his nickname. His real name is [trucks honking], but everyone just calls him dad.

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So annoyed.

People need to get over this religion stuff.

I don’t understand why people argue religion, why do you think your god is real and not others? You think other people are crazy cause they believe in a different god. But all this shit is crazy. You do realize you believe in a man that’s in the sky, that watches everything you do, and loves you sooooo much until your break one of his rules that he sends you to hell! Where his ex best friend tortures you forever…. Now you tell me that doesn’t sound crazy? And you want me to convert to your religion because why? Because YOU THINK your god is real… I’ll just believe in nothing for now. But you keep believing in whatever you want man. You keep believing.

drparisa:

'what is happiness to you?'

this gif of a toucan going down the stairs

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17yr:

note to self: shut up jjust shut ur mouth shu t up shut up

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